Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML
i'm 19.. born and raised in Canada ( and proud of it!)... i love hanging wit my bffs.. i'm easy to get along wit.. i'm single.. and on top of everything else i'm cute.. lol if u want to kno anything else about me u can msg me.. i'll alwayz reply :)
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Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on facebook called 'Guys who are proud of their girlfriends'. I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx". FML
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