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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 440
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Metal_Girl74 : Heyy im Jess :) im a bit ecentric i love music and listen to alot of progressive and alternative metal.

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Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML


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On 04/30/2011 at 11:16pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML


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On 04/30/2011 at 8:19pm - misc - by Tara (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML


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On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML


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On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthly conversation, my girlfriend mentions "And he always farts during sex." FML


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On 04/23/2011 at 4:37am - intimacy - by Sadman (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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