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About Metal_Girl74 : Heyy im Jess :) im a bit ecentric i love music and listen to alot of progressive and alternative metal.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML
Today, my mother and girlfriend were joking around and talking about the embarrassing things I've done. After they'd had a lengthly conversation, my girlfriend mentions "And he always farts during sex." FML
Friday 29 May 2015