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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2151
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 11:42am - kids - by CaoNiMa (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashed him. When he came around to me he stopped and said "I will give you these beads NOT to flash me." FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by MADfml - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML


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On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

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