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Melofa's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that if not for my grandfather gifting my dad $200, I would have been named Anthrax. FML

By cheeseburglar_9000 - / Thursday 21 March 2013 01:11 / United States - Saint Paul

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It was during a sex scene that intensified the moment. The same sex scene from which emerged a sudden jump-scare. I now have bite marks on my penis. FML

By Cliché... or Touché? / Sunday 17 March 2013 09:07 /

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 13 March 2013 04:57 / United States - Blue Springs

Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML

By kenleybunch / Tuesday 12 March 2013 13:22 / United States - Greenville

Today, since I hadn't eaten and was about to have a three hour class, I bought Panda Express. I sat opposite my classroom to eat. Soon after I started eating, a wad of saliva dropped into my bowl, and I heard someone yell "BONUS POINTS!" from the second floor. FML

By Sir_ND_Pity / Monday 11 March 2013 19:57 / United States - Fresno