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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 December 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1028
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML

#17107286
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23377) - you deserved it (3630)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by failure (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

#16861259
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36437) - you deserved it (3989)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML

#16812324
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30897) - you deserved it (2206)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - money - by Username - United States

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

#16382753
88 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 2:54am - love - by fedemere - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

#16033229
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13441) - you deserved it (30286)

On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

#16033229
189 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

#15769893
174 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

#15769893
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39982) - you deserved it (5200)

On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19224) - you deserved it (65742)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML

#15697918
85 comments

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On 04/08/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by tbright010 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML

#15697918
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25345) - you deserved it (4095)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by tbright010 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my husband's secretary named her new baby boy after my husband. Everyone at the office thinks it's funny. My husband says it's a coincidence. FML

#14092737
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28559) - you deserved it (2767)

On 12/05/2010 at 4:30am - misc - by momoffour (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

#13558265
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51357) - you deserved it (3980)

On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

#13558265
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51357) - you deserved it (3980)

On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML

#13416322
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10694) - you deserved it (26450)

On 10/12/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)



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