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Melofa

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2018
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Melofa's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML

#16812324
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33779) - you deserved it (2429)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - money - by Username - United States

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

#16382753
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35327) - you deserved it (4395)

On 05/28/2011 at 2:54am - love - by fedemere - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

#16033229
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14038) - you deserved it (31231)

On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

#16033229
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14038) - you deserved it (31231)

On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

#15769893
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43060) - you deserved it (5498)

On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

#15769893
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43060) - you deserved it (5498)

On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20343) - you deserved it (66174)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML

#15697918
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27110) - you deserved it (4275)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by tbright010 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML

#15697918
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27110) - you deserved it (4275)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by tbright010 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my husband's secretary named her new baby boy after my husband. Everyone at the office thinks it's funny. My husband says it's a coincidence. FML

#14092737
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31205) - you deserved it (3000)

On 12/05/2010 at 4:30am - misc - by momoffour (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

#13558265
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55429) - you deserved it (4306)

On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

#13558265
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55429) - you deserved it (4306)

On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except for various types of sauces and condiments. So what am I having for breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML

#13416322
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12294) - you deserved it (28570)

On 10/12/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I was visited by Child Protective Services. Seems someone on my street reported me for neglect because I cloth diaper my children. I moved in less than 6 months ago, so I guess this is how they say, "welcome to the neighborhood" about these parts. FML

#6660369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33467) - you deserved it (3473)

On 12/08/2009 at 2:02am - kids - by ClothMom (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML

#3796227
579 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31323) - you deserved it (91293)

On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)



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