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by Itstrickyyxx / 07/25/2012 at 2:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML
by Anonymous / 07/23/2012 at 3:12pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by It was the 11 year old / 07/21/2012 at 4:00am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by cortanaisahobot / 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by MaeMoss / 07/18/2012 at 10:21am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 1:01pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 12:40pm / Canada (Prince Edward Island) / Intimacy
by Mega_bug / 06/16/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
by 504-A1 / 05/11/2012 at 6:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Capteen / 04/22/2012 at 8:17am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by anniemeece / 04/07/2012 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by pmek / 03/26/2012 at 5:11am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 12:50am / Canada / Health
by Anonymous / 11/03/2011 at 3:29am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…