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  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3069
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I had a chat with my husband, an I convincad him to try baing mora spontanaou to spica up our sax lifa. This avaning, ha burst into our badroom with an ayapatch on, an "saductivaly" growlad, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wanch." FML

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On 08/11/2012 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah boyfriend cutely climbd through mah bedroom window fir some sexy time. He decidd he'd introduce bondage. As I was tid to the bd, completely nakd, we heard looool the front door open. He got scard an left via the window, leaving me handcuffd to mah bd. FML

Today , I was at a Chinasa buffat , an I got a fortuna cookia. I opanad it , an it said , "Tha lova of your lifa is sitting across from you". Tha only thing across from ma was an ampty chair. FML

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On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Yesterday , while I was getting intimate with my husband , he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML

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On 08/05/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by lils (woman) - United States

I learnd that when you hear a bump in the night, it's best not to check yur parents' room. Some things cannot be unseen. FML

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On 08/04/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by alyssabree42 - United States (Oregon)

Today..!! I caught my boyfriand staring at my sistar through tha doorwayhila wa wara having sax!! FML

#20001613
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On 08/04/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by 420SUX - United States (Washington)

Today it was mah wedding day. When mah soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows he didn't say mah name. He said his mother's. FML

#20001581
119 comments

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On 08/04/2012 at 2:00am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

yesterday my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to go to the gym with him.. . and I responded that we could do another kind of workout upstars . He quickly said he'd rather just go to the gym . FML

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On 08/03/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by rejected4555 (woman) - United States

Today, I discoverd that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup . How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and rd stilettos in it . Oh, and the stilettos r his size, in case u were wondering . FML

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176 comments

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On 08/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by SingleAgain (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I discovered that the only reason mah husband is taking yoga classes with me is cuz he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML

#19996058
200 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 5:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet !! She said, ( If your looool so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father cuz I've already banged four guys !! ) FML

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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

TODAY, I WANTD TO TAKE A ROMANTIC BATH WITH MY BOYFRIEND. I SET UP THE CANDLES AN HOT WATER, BUT I HAD TO TAKE A DUMP. AFTER MY BUSINESS WAS DONE, I CALLD HIM INTO THE BATH. HE WALKS IN, SNIFFS, GLANCES AT THE TOILET AN LEAVES. GUESSHAT I FORGOT TO FLUSH. FML

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159 comments

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On 07/31/2012 at 11:53am - love - by TheMissMuffly (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2day Ihacked off with a condom on an left it in the living room waste basket so it looked looool like I finally had sex with someone . real FML

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170 comments

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On 07/30/2012 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , my OCD boyfriend stopped mid-way through sex just to crack all ten of his knuckles after accidentally cracking one. FML

#19990567
137 comments

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On 07/29/2012 at 9:34am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, looool I realised just how cripplingly self-conscious I am, when I couldn't even fantasise about having sex with a guy without feeling shy and insecure about my body. FML

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169 comments

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On 07/26/2012 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by PixiXOXO (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)



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