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by sad-sexed / 09/06/2010 at 8:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by fml1977 / 03/04/2010 at 1:43am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/21/2009 at 11:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm / United States (Arizona) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by jellybean_94 / 08/15/2009 at 12:33am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 11:21am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML
by Nicole / 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
by Anonymous / 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by marriedwithfamily / 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm / United States (Connecticut) / Holidays
by HatedbyBras / 06/14/2009 at 5:37pm / Netherlands / Intimacy
Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML
by Sylvania / 06/10/2009 at 7:07pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
by badmom / 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by quadropheniac / 06/09/2009 at 12:18pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
- Today, I found out that all of my YouTube subscribers were actually accounts created by my friend… Today, my dad told me to get on the bus alone while he takes a shower. The bus shows up around 9:11… Today, I decided to buy some vitamin E oil for my sunburn. Little did I know that two minutes after…