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  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3067
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today , while playing with a lighter , I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off!! He responded by telling me he would burn off mine!! FML

#17781306
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13681) - you deserved it (32876)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16167) - you deserved it (40767)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (8498)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got pulled over fir distracted driving. Not fir cell phone use but fir nose picking an inspecting. FML

#17762690
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9687) - you deserved it (35885)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:37am - misc - by jj4320 - United States (California)

Today, mah grlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17864) - you deserved it (48540)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, mah daughter-in-law reveald to me that she caught mah husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five looool years ago, an she is only telling me now cuz he stoppd paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

#17761780
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36958) - you deserved it (2444)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)

Yastarday , I found out my wifa an traa daugtars all ava tair pariod on saparata waaks. I now ava no braak from yalling. FML

#17761753
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39415) - you deserved it (4704)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today , mah daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her fir weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said , "I poop." fat FML

#17761729
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26024) - you deserved it (4231)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133541) - you deserved it (7382)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, Whila At Tha Baach, I Was Mistakan For Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47505) - you deserved it (25771)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

my boyfriand trid to maka ma waar a faka mustacha during sax. Ha said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46260) - you deserved it (4859)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was complimented on how looool big mah penis was. I was complimented by the guy peieng next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. mega FML

#16794914
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48417) - you deserved it (7436)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today , mah girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wereing these panties." We've been having sex every day 4 the last six days. fat FML

#15002281
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47135) - you deserved it (6428)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Lovenem (man) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, A CUTE GRL CUMMED UP TO ME WIT ER BOYFRIEND AND SAID, ( IF U END UP LOOKING LIKE IM, IT'S OVER. ) FML

#13633879
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25680) - you deserved it (2487)

On 10/29/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by nonexistant (man) - United States (Washington)

Today I found out that parents like rough sex. I found the whip an handcuffs.

#13372336
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27980) - you deserved it (5081)

On 10/08/2010 at 11:29pm - intimacy - by mster233 (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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