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by kubbyp / 04/03/2014 at 5:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by wiona / 04/03/2014 at 1:22pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2014 at 7:30am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by derped-out sperm / 04/01/2014 at 5:41pm / Ireland / Kids
by off to the whorehouse, then / 03/31/2014 at 5:03pm / United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove) / Intimacy
by phantomthelabrat / 03/31/2014 at 8:24am / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by and not even in the good way / 03/30/2014 at 4:36pm / United States / Kids
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
by oops / 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2014 at 5:53pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Jen__ / 03/22/2014 at 3:18am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by nehadrihan / 03/20/2014 at 11:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was making a special birthday delivery for a customer. As I handed her the fruit basket, I said, "Hey, we have the same birthday! Happy birthday!" She called me an attention whore and slammed the door in my face. FML
by Ma_Nikka / 03/19/2014 at 9:38pm / United States (California) / Work
by LeChameauTrisomique / 03/14/2014 at 12:33am / France (Centre) / Work
by CurtisWogan / 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/12/2014 at 2:39am / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
- Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his girlfriend, so I barged in about to stop him.… Today, while finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom… Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait…