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Medgroningen's favorite FMLs

Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I drop it off as usual. But my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6year old patient. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 5 April 2009 20:17 / United States

Today, my mom brought her sleazy boyfriend home. He took one look at me, swatted my ass, and said, "It runs in the family." My mom just laughed and winked at me, and mouthed, "He's a keeper!" FML

By wiona - / Thursday 3 April 2014 17:22 / United States - Willimantic

Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 2 April 2014 11:30 / Australia - Maribyrnong

Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML

By derped-out sperm - / Tuesday 1 April 2014 21:41 / Ireland

Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML

By off to the whorehouse, then - / Monday 31 March 2014 21:03 / United Kingdom - Brighton