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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8252
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13480) - you deserved it (31829)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML

#16435078
487 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15378) - you deserved it (73594)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20493) - you deserved it (63935)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33094) - you deserved it (15016)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33175) - you deserved it (26221)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

#16408581
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10312) - you deserved it (44036)

On 05/29/2011 at 9:45pm - work - by milkymoo (woman) - Cyprus

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60050) - you deserved it (12568)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML

#16384054
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30927) - you deserved it (8612)

On 05/28/2011 at 8:20am - work - by justletitbeover (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

#16377844
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8306) - you deserved it (47670)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML

#16364956
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30678) - you deserved it (3947)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

#16353069
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30571) - you deserved it (5881)

On 05/26/2011 at 2:00am - work - by Fred (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML

#16291587
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35895) - you deserved it (4866)

On 05/22/2011 at 1:35am - love - by severedface (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39699) - you deserved it (4106)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

#16252216
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12993) - you deserved it (43534)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37072) - you deserved it (10094)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -



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