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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9003
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85303) - you deserved it (13082)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

#17727112
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28830) - you deserved it (12066)

On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was talking to my ex. After pouring my heart out to her, saying we were meant for each other, she looked at me and said, "Don't bother, I've already slept with your brother." FML

#17725319
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37728) - you deserved it (4758)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by MTJY - United Kingdom

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

#17719852
215 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
150 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML

#17683604
131 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by b3ardown23 - United States

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
134 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

#17671695
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25032) - you deserved it (9245)

On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

#17669656
83 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28070) - you deserved it (4239)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

#17649868
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10265) - you deserved it (47084)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

#17642132
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27457) - you deserved it (3902)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

#17639388
91 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Starving Ultimatum (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

#17628790
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22429) - you deserved it (13136)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada

Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years old. FML

#17624611
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23072) - you deserved it (6755)

On 08/30/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by AMP4U - United States (California)



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