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by thatoneguy / 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by kidswithnomanners / 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by Brie / 09/05/2011 at 9:00am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 8:05am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by stinky skunk / 09/05/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by d0rk_ / 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned that the "If I can't see you, you can't see me." rule is entirely false. Just because I can't initially see my creepy neighbor, doesn't mean he isn't watching me change my clothes through the blinds. FML
by Peekaboo / 08/26/2011 at 1:25pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad taught me how to swim. I had to keep doing a lot of strange movements to keep my body floating. While doing that, two 8-year-old girls came and asked me if i needed help getting out of the water. I'm a 20 year old guy. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2011 at 12:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally put the finishing touches on my first vacation in over two years, due to my hellish work schedule. The Governor essentially just vetoed my vacation with evacuation orders. Thanks, Hurricane Irene. FML
by Anonymous / 08/25/2011 at 2:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Holidays
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
by Anonymous / 08/25/2011 at 2:49am / United States (Florida) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/25/2011 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/24/2011 at 4:12am / United States / Love
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML
by Embarassed / 08/23/2011 at 10:44pm / United Kingdom (London) / Transportation
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, I found myself completely naked, tied to a chair with a slice of ham on each breast. Note to… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture…