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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 September 1982 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 676
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML

#21140956
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31591) - you deserved it (50772)

On 05/15/2014 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by FLIPmcCOOL - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I'm on holiday in Ghana. After having worn an anklet I bought here for the past two weeks, I was told that it's used by the local prostitutes to advertise their trade. FML

#20637157
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I agree, your life sucks (45924) - you deserved it (7137)

On 05/02/2013 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

#20636856
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I agree, your life sucks (53407) - you deserved it (7500)

On 05/02/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML

#20499722
102 comments

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On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

#20467602
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28763) - you deserved it (6600)

On 01/19/2013 at 8:51am - love - by Claire - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59008) - you deserved it (6792)

On 01/18/2013 at 5:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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