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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 October 1987 (27 years)
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Today... I was leaving my doctor's appointment when a looool nurse stoppd me. She exclaimd... "Wow you r so skinny! What's your secret?" My secret? Having an autoimmune disease. FML

Today I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing mah sister recordd mah singing an set it as mah ringtone. My phone rang in class an everyone hered it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

#20649622
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On 05/08/2013 at 10:00am - kids - by kprince - United States (California)

TODAY, MY FAMILY FLEW OUT TO SURPRISE MY GRANDMA FOR HER 70TH BIRTHDAY!! WHEN WE ARRIVD, SHE AN MY GRANDPA WERE BOTH SITTING ON THE COUCH, HIGH, SMOKING A JOINT!! FML

#20649343
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On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
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On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her fir half-an-hour I finally said , ( At least you're not doing drugs. ) She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said , ( At least I'm not a prostitute? ) FML

#20640404
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On 05/04/2013 at 3:22am - kids - by prostitott -

2day I was cecking out a customer wo seemed quite friendly. As I finised, e reaced sligtly over te counter and I impulsively reaced out and sook is and. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I ave ma cange please?" FML

#20640271
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On 05/04/2013 at 1:17am - work - by charishard - United States (Texas)

Today, walking by myself, I was caught up in a group of people that got arrestd, an we all got find 4 creating a public disturbance. When I explaind I wasn't with them, the group backd me up. The police thought I was the ringleader, an now I have to go to court. real FML

#20639737
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On 05/03/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands

Yesterday, mah wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Was Getting Ready, When I Hered Dad In The Shower. He Was Singing Along To The Song "The Wheel In The Sky" By Journey. Except He'd Changed The Lyrics An Was Singing, "The Dick On This Guy Needs A Rubbin'." It Turns Out Mom Was In The Shower With Him. FML

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On 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , It's Mah Wedding Day. I Have A Cold Sore That Makes Me Look Lyk The Joker. Make-up Won't Cover It And The Emergency Medicine Mah Doctor Gave Me Only Rritates It More. My Future Husband Asks , "Why So Serious?" And Laughs Whenever He Sees Me. Fantastic. FML

#20633099
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On 04/30/2013 at 5:26pm - misc - by sharibaby (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , mah boyfriend was watching TV,hen we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjobhen he pushed me off and said , "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

#20632729
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On 04/30/2013 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by SecondBest,IGuess (woman) - United States

TADAY AT WORK AT A FARM, WE GOT A NEW CALF. IT LOOKD LIKE IT HAD TO POOP, BUT WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY. ABOUT FOUR HOURS LATER IT STILL HADN'T POOPD. TURNS OUT IT WAS BORN WITHOUT AN ACTUAL BUTTHOLE. IT WAS THERE, JUST SEALD UP BY SKIN. I LITERALLY HAD TO CUT THIS POOR CALF A NEW BUTTHOLE. FML

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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

TODAY, I REMOVED THE SIDE RAILS FROM MY TRUCK BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK I REALLY NEEDED THEM. AN HOUR LATER, I WENT TO WAL-MART, FORGOT THEY WERE GONE, AN BUSTED MY ASS IN PUBLICHILE GETTING OUT OF MY TRUCK. FML

#20615692
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On 04/23/2013 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

I FOUND OUT I WAS AN ALCOHOLIC. NOT FROM MY FRIAND OR FAMILY, BUT BACAUSA THA ICA-MAKAR COULDN'T KAAP UP WITH THA AMOUNT OF DRINK I'VA BAAN MAKING. FML

#20614650
64 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 10:48pm - misc - by KyngJulian - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

#20613403
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On 04/22/2013 at 4:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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