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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 April 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

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116 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 7:15pm - kids - by WasntMe - United States

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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On 05/27/2013 at 7:19am - misc - by i hit a cyclist (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

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On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

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238 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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85 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

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On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML

#13033925
268 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 11:14am - misc - by dmvsucks (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was doing my paper round. I got to the last house and thought I had done everything right. I checked my list of houses, and I had done every single one wrong. I went and got all the papers back and delivered them again. That was when I realised I did them right in the first place. FML

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On 01/09/2010 at 5:14am - work - by Harry (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)



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