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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 November 1982 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 956
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About Maelific : I R IN UR BAZE KILLIN UR LDR!!

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Today, whilst I was working in McDonald's, a customer threw their Quarterpounder at me because it had pickles and he said he didn't want any pickles in his burger. I didn't even serve him. I'd just started my shift. FML

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43756) - you deserved it (8811)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my new Kindle. I don't have a Kindle. It's the one I bought my ex for Christmas, right before she left me while I was deployed overseas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30543) - you deserved it (2593)

On 02/02/2010 at 11:00am - misc - by tony1401 - United States

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