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Madelaine_Taylor
  • Town/Country : Louisiana, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 151
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Madelaine_Taylor : My name is Maddy and I live in Louisiana. I love hunting, riding four wheelers, shopping, doing pageants, and babysitting my wonderful babies!

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Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

#20535997
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I agree, your life sucks (30231) - you deserved it (4642)

On 03/08/2013 at 4:22pm - love - by Kiki (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29181) - you deserved it (3298)

On 02/25/2013 at 11:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, "What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it" and then laughed. FML

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On 02/25/2013 at 1:10am - love - by Gullible (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML

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On 02/24/2013 at 8:56am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML

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On 02/24/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by cls_x (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend of almost six years asked me to move in with him. I assumed he meant that he was finally moving out of his parents' house and had found a place for us to live. No, it turns out he means he wants me to move in with him at his parents' place. FML

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Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

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On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)



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