About Madelaine_taylor
My name is Maddy and I live in Louisiana. I love hunting, riding four wheelers, shopping, doing pageants, and babysitting my wonderful babies!
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Madelaine_taylor's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 21 February 2013 13:43 / United States - Boise

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 25 February 2013 16:14 / United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, "What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it" and then laughed. FML

By Gullible - / Monday 25 February 2013 06:10 / United States - Cleveland

Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 24 February 2013 13:56 / Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML

By cls_x - / Sunday 24 February 2013 07:53 / United States - Riverview