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Today , I sowed my colleague ow I could switc on my webcam at ome from te office . Tat's ow we all found out my wife is ceating on me looool . FML

#15309756
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109828) - you deserved it (6570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I woke up next to best friend after lots of drinking an the best sex I've ever had in life!! The only problem is we're both straight males!! FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50490) - you deserved it (41811)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Gave A Safe Sex Speech To Teens At My Local High School!! This Was Just Ten Minutes After My Girlfriend Had Texted Me, Telling Me She's Pregnant!! FML

#15038922
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I agree, your life sucks (11498) - you deserved it (42783)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , I was having the best sex with mah husband , an right when I reached climax , he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

#15038049
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33579) - you deserved it (6724)

On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write 4 mah English class. It was a restraining order. FML

#14908129
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On 02/09/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by PrestonW -

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

My Girlfriend, Who's On A Diet, Refused To Give Me A Blow Job Because Mah Sperm Would ( Add Useless Calories ) To Her Day!! Real FML

#14677100
188 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I was in ta alavator wit ma famala coworkar and a vary attractiva taan in front of us. My coworkar raacd out and grabbd ta boobs of ta taan in front of us... and blamd it on ma. I got yalld at... knad in ta crotc... and puncd in ta faca. My coworkar couldn't stop lauging. FML

#14416914
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33522) - you deserved it (3404)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

#14186917
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On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -

Today, Two Guys Broka Into Apartmant To Rob Ma At Gunpoint . Whila I Was Wanking . Maga FML

#14043132
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On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I saw mah boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine , except he was saying "Nom nom nom , I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor.

#13481200
256 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today I Married The Woman I Love!! I Wasn't The Groom, I Was The Minister!! FML

#13285940
190 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Taday I'm Recovering From Abdominal Surgery. In Addition To Pain , I'm Having Trouble Peeing An Haven't Poopd Since Sunday , So Mah Surgeon Prescribd A Laxative. Turns Out I'm Allergic To It. Now I'm Coverd In Hives , Even In Mah Ears , Incisions , An Lady Parts. I Also Still Haven't Poopd. FML

#12866112
126 comments

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On 09/02/2010 at 3:25am - health - by coyote - Japan

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

#12677495
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43355) - you deserved it (12939)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)



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