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Lunaressence

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Lunaressence
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 302
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Lunaressence : I'm sure there is more to understand.

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Fucked!<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 6:29am

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Lunaressence's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML

#20543142
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48547) - you deserved it (8353)

On 03/14/2013 at 5:02am - intimacy - by howaboutno (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31869) - you deserved it (3200)

On 01/29/2013 at 9:51am - health - by oh no (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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