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Lunara
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 September 1990 (23 years)
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Today, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him. He has been playing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" all day. FML

#19045802
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26022) - you deserved it (2644)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:23am - love - by annon - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML

#15733028
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22203) - you deserved it (7150)

On 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by anonymous -

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

#15128708
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10696) - you deserved it (29123)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML

#14825880
24 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ColdMN (man) - United States

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118
141 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML

#4699130
135 comments

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On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31737) - you deserved it (49742)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71241) - you deserved it (7972)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

#63782
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40714) - you deserved it (6170)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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