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Lunara
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 September 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 65
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22619) - you deserved it (3232)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML

#4699130
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11198) - you deserved it (35976)

On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

#3146320
454 comments

I agree, your life sucks (177857) - you deserved it (25399)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31300) - you deserved it (49263)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

#63782
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37230) - you deserved it (5485)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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