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LunaBlack666
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10436
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LunaBlack666 : I'm a sweet and caring girl when I want to be, unless you make me mad, otherwise we won't have a problem. I love many things but gaming, reading, writing, listening to music, and singing are my favorites. if you'd like to know more feel free to send me a message and well get to know each other some more :) I also have a very wonderful boyfriend

LunaBlack666's page activity

Visits<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 1:54pm<b>jmiller123</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 4:33am<b>DrProfessor777</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 4:00pm<b>Firegirl741</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 4:09am<b>Wildstylezz</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 10:29am<b>keiNan</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 5:03am<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 3:56am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 12:04pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 5:46pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 7:21am<b>four0seven</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 2:18am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 8:41pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 8:25pm<b>superuser1234</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 3:02pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 12:42pm<b>JakeHopper3</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 8:28pm<b>PercyD1456</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 6:45am<b>lpfire61</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 4:27am

Fucked!<b>DrProfessor777</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 10:00pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 8:50pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 4:47am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 2:40am<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 6:52pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 6:43pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 2:24pm<b>lambda</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 5:58am<b>Tenker</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 5:04am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 8:27pm<b>csjc</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 7:02pm<b>wild4drums</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 9:21pm<b>15Erik</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 3:14am

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LunaBlack666's favorite FMLs

Today, I got fired from my nannying job because one of the mom's several boyfriends mentioned that he found me attractive. FML

by meghancuma / 09/22/2015 at 1:25pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I found out the real cause of what I assumed was a healthy increase in my teenage daughter's appetite lately. Some fine young gentlemen with a fat fetish convinced her start gaining weight so they could jack off to her. FML

by bluep313 / 09/18/2015 at 1:03pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML

by Angus / 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm / France / Kids

Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML

by Anonymous / 09/06/2015 at 1:38am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I had any kinks, so I told him all about them. He was actually mad because I didn't have the same 'sexy kinks' the girls in porn have. FML

by maybe if i was paid like them i would / 08/14/2015 at 6:42pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, when I noticed a large piece of broccoli wedged between her teeth. I have no idea how she didn't feel it, but I couldn't stop fixating on it and started going soft. I had to cry out, fake an orgasm, then toss the condom really quickly to spare her feelings. FML

by horsefuck / 08/07/2015 at 8:51am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Intimacy

Today, I finally hooked up with my longtime crush. I told all my friends about it, because of course I was really excited. Until later that night, when he texted me, telling me not to tell anyone what had happened, and that it was a one time deal. Oh, and right after that, he asked me for nudes. FML

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

by ICanExplain / 06/22/2015 at 4:46pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I had to go to a boring, never-ending "sensitivity training" session, all because my douchebag coworker filed a complaint against me last week after I apologized for being tardy. Apparently I was insulting people with mental disorders. Or as she put it, "differently-abled" people. FML

by tumblrinas_at_work / 05/02/2015 at 4:04am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

by wtf / 05/01/2015 at 6:57pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

by Anonyme / 03/27/2015 at 5:50am / France (Bretagne) / Love

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML

by TheKingKen / 02/13/2015 at 3:40am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML

by go fuck myself / 02/06/2015 at 7:57pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML

by dogbreederssuck / 02/03/2015 at 10:26am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals

Today, I had to explain to a customer that 50% off a $50 item did not make the item free. FML

by idiots / 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm / United States (Texas) / Work