Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

LunaBlack666

Offline (the 01/16/2016 at 10:53am) | Search for a member

LunaBlack666

7Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8893
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LunaBlack666 : I'm a sweet and caring girl when I want to be, unless you make me mad, otherwise we won't have a problem. I love many things but gaming, reading, writing, listening to music, and singing are my favorites. if you'd like to know more feel free to send me a message and well get to know each other some more :) I also have a very wonderful boyfriend

LunaBlack666's page activity

Visits<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 8:24am<b>Gabbrill</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 3:04am<b>jonjonguapito</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 8:07am<b>rachelottavia</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 12:47am<b>octopussperm125</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 10:04pm<b>fml_Rambo</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 8:26pm<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 7:42am<b>lambda</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 11:57pm<b>co824</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 3:36pm<b>rkphillips72</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 10:42am<b>whatwhy427</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 9:20am<b>Mikie111999</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 7:38am<b>jesterinperil</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 4:32pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 1:46pm<b>gopi</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 6:02am<b>Jason89</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 2:28am<b>itsmediduno</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 2:01am<b>Ralphb05</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 1:13am

Fucked!<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 2:24pm<b>lambda</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 5:58am<b>Tenker</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 5:04am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 8:27pm<b>csjc</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 7:02pm<b>wild4drums</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 9:21pm<b>15Erik</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 3:14am

LunaBlack666's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of LunaBlack666's badges

LunaBlack666's favorite FMLs

Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML

#21465097
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30934) - you deserved it (2467)

On 09/06/2015 at 1:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I had any kinks, so I told him all about them. He was actually mad because I didn't have the same 'sexy kinks' the girls in porn have. FML

#21456100
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25948) - you deserved it (2388)

On 08/14/2015 at 6:42pm - intimacy - by maybe if i was paid like them i would (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, when I noticed a large piece of broccoli wedged between her teeth. I have no idea how she didn't feel it, but I couldn't stop fixating on it and started going soft. I had to cry out, fake an orgasm, then toss the condom really quickly to spare her feelings. FML

#21453082
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24581) - you deserved it (6214)

On 08/07/2015 at 8:51am - intimacy - by horsefuck (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I finally hooked up with my longtime crush. I told all my friends about it, because of course I was really excited. Until later that night, when he texted me, telling me not to tell anyone what had happened, and that it was a one time deal. Oh, and right after that, he asked me for nudes. FML

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML

#21430208
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31103) - you deserved it (1466)

On 06/22/2015 at 4:46pm - health - by ICanExplain - United States (California)

Today, I had to go to a boring, never-ending "sensitivity training" session, all because my douchebag coworker filed a complaint against me last week after I apologized for being tardy. Apparently I was insulting people with mental disorders. Or as she put it, "differently-abled" people. FML

#21403264
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29118) - you deserved it (2819)

On 05/02/2015 at 4:04am - work - by tumblrinas_at_work (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

#21403055
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33517) - you deserved it (3033)

On 05/01/2015 at 6:57pm - misc - by wtf - United States (Indiana)

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML

Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML

#21351119
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (4722)

On 02/06/2015 at 7:57pm - misc - by go fuck myself - United States (Florida)

Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML

#21348955
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30846) - you deserved it (2738)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:26am - animals - by dogbreederssuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I had to explain to a customer that 50% off a $50 item did not make the item free. FML

#21307823
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40307) - you deserved it (2655)

On 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm - misc - by idiots - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML

#21292947
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39533) - you deserved it (2784)

On 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Purple (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom spelled my name with all lowercase letters. When I asked her why she wrote it like that, she got pissed and snapped back, "Capitals are for people who amount to something." FML

#21288559
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33934) - you deserved it (3647)

On 10/30/2014 at 6:05pm - misc - by wow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the only girl who's ever called me cute or handsome is actually a compulsive liar. FML

#21260295
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35980) - you deserved it (2889)

On 09/17/2014 at 9:37pm - misc - by compulsiveliarssaytheylikeme - United States (Pennsylvania)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: