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Lucia_Malpense
  • Town/Country : Canada, Canada
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 875
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

#20180075
104 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 6:11pm - misc - by ronboy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML

#20138280
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On 10/29/2012 at 3:55am - misc - by Nice Guy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML

#20028447
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On 08/18/2012 at 4:34pm - kids - by yoggabe (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

Today, my son displayed an interest in chess, and asked me to teach him to play. Five minutes in, I captured his queen. He screamed "SCREW THIS STUPID GAME", slammed his fist down on his pieces, and started crying because of the pain. He's fourteen years old. FML

#20019380
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On 08/13/2012 at 8:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was debating with my now ex-boyfriend over the ethics of using torture in interrogations of suspected criminals. It took just ten minutes before he freely admitted that he'd have no problem "torturing the shit" out of me if he even suspected I was seeing another man. FML

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On 08/11/2012 at 12:38pm - love - by what the actual fuck (woman) - United States (Washington)



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