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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 December 1984 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1410
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About LuCanO : I'm here just to have fun :)

I've posted 3 FMLs so far, none of them has been approved :(

6 of the FMLs I've moderated have been approved already, FML.

Yes I am wearing a medical scrub.

And yes, I am wearing it because I am a doctor.

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LuCanO's favorite FMLs

Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML

#13174458
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27062) - you deserved it (6099)

On 09/23/2010 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice. I'm not sure if it's because she's sad and pathetic, or if she thinks I'm sad and pathetic. FML

#13155074
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17936) - you deserved it (3380)

On 09/22/2010 at 10:36am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML

#13153381
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21645) - you deserved it (7589)

On 09/22/2010 at 4:49am - work - by pizzacat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

#13153122
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31570) - you deserved it (3274)

On 09/22/2010 at 3:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

#13139636
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29685) - you deserved it (4704)

On 09/21/2010 at 4:50am - misc - by teardrops - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML

#13130715
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26828) - you deserved it (2774)

On 09/20/2010 at 6:11pm - misc - by Uriyahu (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher when I reached down and accidentally got the tip of a steak knife wedged half-way under my fingernail. My mum yelled at me for getting blood on the clean dishes. FML

#13125278
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29835) - you deserved it (3321)

On 09/20/2010 at 5:37am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was working with some shelter puppies transporting them to the vet's. I got all of the puppies in but one, and when I went to pull him out, I realized he had gotten car sick. Before I could stop it happening, he wagged his vomit-covered tail and hit me in the face. FML

#13123963
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21658) - you deserved it (2660)

On 09/20/2010 at 2:13am - work - by sandra - United States

Today, I came home to find my drunken father sitting on our front lawn. He had a blanket, lit candle, and was singing with his eyes closed. He told me he believed he was Buddha from watching the history channel. Meanwhile, cars were driving by our house beeping, and yelling "praise the lord!" FML

#13120508
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23150) - you deserved it (2456)

On 09/19/2010 at 10:13pm - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

#13108998
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19713) - you deserved it (12721)

On 09/19/2010 at 2:21am - animals - by jillydark6609 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my husband told me he had been cheating on me for the past 8 months. Twenty minutes later, he asked me what was for dinner. FML

#13102808
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35057) - you deserved it (2680)

On 09/18/2010 at 7:13pm - love - by fmldailyyy - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, after selling some furniture and jewelry to make the rent this month, I woke up to find a foreclosure notice. The landlord hasn't paid the mortgage in 6 months, so I'm evicted anyway. FML

#13097253
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28545) - you deserved it (1887)

On 09/18/2010 at 10:27am - money - by streeted - United States

Today, I attended a job fair for a position at a shop. I was the only one who showed and submitted an application. I didn't get the job. FML

#13090304
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22147) - you deserved it (2728)

On 09/17/2010 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

#13087587
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23046) - you deserved it (6576)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML

#13074561
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30391) - you deserved it (2483)

On 09/16/2010 at 2:50pm - health - by hmb - United States (Louisiana)



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