About Lucano
I'm here just to have fun :) I've posted 3 FMLs so far, none of them has been approved :( 6 of the FMLs I've moderated have been approved already, FML. Yes I am wearing a medical scrub. And yes, I am wearing it because I am a doctor.
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Lucano's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Lucano's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

By LALALALA - / Friday 29 May 2009 21:08 / United States

Today, a girl I work with was talking to me in an Eeyore voice. I'm not sure if it's because she's sad and pathetic, or if she thinks I'm sad and pathetic. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 September 2010 14:36 / United States

Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML

By pizzacat - / Wednesday 22 September 2010 08:49 / Australia

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 September 2010 07:47 / Venezuela

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

By teardrops / Tuesday 21 September 2010 08:50 / Australia