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LovesSushi

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LovesSushi

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 June 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2176
  • Number of comments : 148
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About LovesSushi : I am currently working on my masters in communications and teach at a university. I like to read, write, and do abstract art. If you wanna know anything else, just ask :)

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Visits<b>totallybananas</b> - yesterday at 5:32am<b>PinkPoshling111</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 3:53am<b>akacruz</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 8:45am<b>angelk19</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 5:10pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 7:39pm<b>TheBeast26</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 11:26am<b>blinkeh</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 1:51pm<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 11:52pm<b>abattior</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 9:19pm<b>Mortoli</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 5:25am<b>Nyx7</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 4:33pm<b>RadGhost</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 1:27pm<b>thepurplewalrus</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 4:34pm<b>BigPeter</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 5:32am<b>gs12345_</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 9:03am<b>sherbear78</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 2:12am<b>justin1205</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 3:27pm<b>ostark</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 11:46pm

Liked!<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 6:32pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 10:19am

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LovesSushi's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31962) - you deserved it (3340)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting a taxi from his place. FML

#21273346
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37862) - you deserved it (3060)

On 10/08/2014 at 5:01am - misc - by rockytrolley - Cyprus

Today, while on vacation, my parents called to inform me that my best friend had died in a car accident. Why? To trick me into tearfully confessing my love for him. It worked. FML

#21272324
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46478) - you deserved it (3834)

On 10/06/2014 at 9:14pm - love - by whywouldyoudothat - United States (Arizona)

Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML

#21271662
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35863) - you deserved it (7231)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:17pm - health - by PickYourselfUp (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML

#21271461
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41895) - you deserved it (2496)

On 10/05/2014 at 7:30pm - animals - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML

#21270609
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35728) - you deserved it (2573)

On 10/04/2014 at 10:58am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML

#21263093
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40043) - you deserved it (4721)

On 09/22/2014 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by mislead - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

#21259401
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38162) - you deserved it (3336)

On 09/16/2014 at 12:18pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week. Not thinking it was a big deal, I called HR to get it corrected, only to find out I was laid off and they "forgot" to tell me. FML

#21254078
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37128) - you deserved it (2133)

On 09/07/2014 at 10:31pm - work - by soontobehobo (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I'm staying with my grandma and her older sister while my parents are away. It's been two hours and so far they've popped vicodins, talked about banging Alex Trebek, and had a farting contest. FML

#21253639
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35189) - you deserved it (3887)

On 09/07/2014 at 11:11am - misc - by imgonnadie (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours and she refuses to stop. FML

#21252777
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38140) - you deserved it (2490)

On 09/06/2014 at 12:25am - misc - by why me? - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML

#21251155
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35628) - you deserved it (3243)

On 09/03/2014 at 1:40pm - kids - by unlucky - United States (New York)

Today, my sister introduced me to her new, deaf boyfriend. She proudly proclaimed that she was trying to learn sign language for his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips. I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same for me for 20 goddamn years. FML

#21250726
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50453) - you deserved it (2479)

On 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by SadAndDeaf -

Today, the security at the airport were nice enough to remind me to take the laptop out of my bag. I wish they'd also reminded me to put it back in before I left. FML

#21250584
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37462) - you deserved it (11414)

On 09/02/2014 at 3:48pm - misc - by A continent away (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41635) - you deserved it (7856)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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