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LolWtfBbqSauce
  • Town/Country : KayElle :), Malaysia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 November 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 391
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LolWtfBbqSauce : Walking on the thin line between the good and bad sides of my mind.

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142 (287)

I agree, your life sucks (69771) - you deserved it (14574)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

#1430731 (356)

I agree, your life sucks (126270) - you deserved it (6992)

On 04/28/2009 at 6:13pm - money - by Sad (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

#774931 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (101255) - you deserved it (14012)

On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

#162461 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (105989) - you deserved it (8362)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)