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LolWtfBbqSauce
  • Town/Country : KayElle :), Malaysia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 November 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 614
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About LolWtfBbqSauce : Walking on the thin line between the good and bad sides of my mind.

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79291) - you deserved it (19064)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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On 04/02/2009 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (145947) - you deserved it (12665)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)



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