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Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML

#20101402
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18721) - you deserved it (1270)

On 10/04/2012 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

#20082214
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15609) - you deserved it (3032)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

#20020512
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14318) - you deserved it (1006)

On 08/14/2012 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18840) - you deserved it (1313)

On 06/12/2012 at 8:24pm - love - by Az (woman) - United States (Texas)



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