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Lolordeath's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML

By Az - / Wednesday 13 June 2012 00:24 / United States - Dallas

Today, my manager made me remove an Eiffel Tower ornament from one of my displays. Not because it didn't look good or match the theme, but because it was "disrespectful" to have it out on the 4th of July. FML

By unpatriotic - / Thursday 4 July 2013 13:13 / United States - Eugene

Today, I returned home from an extended vacation only to find out my cousin wasn't kidding when he said he was going to steal my boyfriend. I thought I was dating a straight guy. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 3 July 2013 20:56 / United States - Arlington

Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 4 October 2012 18:10 / United States - Omaha

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 21 September 2012 19:10 / United States - Clinton