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Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML
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On 01/11/2011 at 1:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML
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On 01/02/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, my wife and I received confirmation that she has postpartum depression. When sharing this with the family, my mother exclaimed "I told you she was a psycho!" Now my wife is crying louder and more often than our newborn. Thanks, mom. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 3:03pm - health - by ppd_sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML
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On 12/24/2010 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by notsoclean (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
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On 12/21/2010 at 7:05pm - money - by ismerf19 -
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
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On 12/20/2010 at 1:08pm - work - by Chloe - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
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On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)
Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML
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On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML
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On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 1:01am - misc - by brandiboobarry -
Today, we were practicing figure drawing in art class. Our regular model didn't show up, so our teacher pulled someone out of study hall. And who did she pick? My ex-boyfriend, who stalked me after our breakup, which resulted in a nervous breakdown that put me in therapy. It was a long class. FML
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On 11/28/2010 at 10:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, on my first day of work, my new boss treated me to lunch. Thinking she was really nice, I thanked her for the treat. She fixed me with a cold, unsmiling stare and said, "Oh, don't thank me. I'm being paid to do this." FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 9:32pm - work - by niceboss (woman) - Singapore
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