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Livelife121

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Livelife121

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7426
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Livelife121 : I'm generally a very nice and friendly person. I am more on the shy side.
I will not respond to any sexual messages.

Livelife121's page activity

Visits<b>Sir_ND_Pity</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 2:13am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 7:27am<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 2:21am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:46pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 5:26pm<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 2:17am<b>Matheo</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 12:40am<b>pred8885</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 12:34am<b>Attacksloth</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 8:45pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 5:43pm<b>olpally</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 6:16pm<b>funneh1</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 5:00pm<b>milkman18</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 11:07am<b>jaybird2</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 12:05am<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 10:25pm<b>lennon_</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:50am<b>vikky538</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:59am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:21am

Fucked!<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 8:21am<b>Matheo</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:41am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 10:24pm<b>olpally</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 11:12pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:57pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:35pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 7:24pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 9:36am<b>Cads1</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:30pm<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 5:11am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 9:01pm<b>thenielsens</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 4:50pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 5:21am<b>chickenlips23</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 5:26am<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 2:22pm<b>ShadowGenius</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 10:23am<b>add5ie</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 3:57am<b>sparky333441</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 11:14pm

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Livelife121's favorite FMLs

Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

#17743940
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44638) - you deserved it (6548)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

#17708928
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31550) - you deserved it (4048)

On 09/10/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

#17488478
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8093) - you deserved it (69648)

On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML

#17473722
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39663) - you deserved it (2947)

On 08/14/2011 at 8:47pm - work - by theultimatesalonfail - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML

#17446772
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39613) - you deserved it (7517)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Pissedoff777 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband declined a $100k/year job due to him thinking that a full time job at one work place would be too 'depressing'. I'm a nurse and have to wipe other people's arses for a living, then come home to this lazy dick. FML

#17416952
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45056) - you deserved it (8173)

On 08/09/2011 at 9:48am - work - by Lauren - Australia (South Australia)

Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal. She said no, that she had been seeing someone else and left the room. I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob. FML

#17415513
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42408) - you deserved it (3995)

On 08/09/2011 at 3:35am - work - by smurfpoo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28726) - you deserved it (15632)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

#17352313
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43798) - you deserved it (5787)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56604) - you deserved it (3509)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML

#17344218
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34460) - you deserved it (3094)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by scully11 (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML

#17293531
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25629) - you deserved it (6757)

On 07/29/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by notabeliever - United States (California)

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40003) - you deserved it (11362)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

#17094831
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45536) - you deserved it (3771)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)



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