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Livelife121

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Livelife121

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8200
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Livelife121 : I'm generally a very nice and friendly person. I am more on the shy side.
I will not respond to any sexual messages.

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Livelife121's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

#18458873
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33363) - you deserved it (4044)

On 12/08/2011 at 5:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML

#18441721
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38103) - you deserved it (5498)

On 12/06/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by brando2k5 - United States (Texas)

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

#18408949
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28415) - you deserved it (3294)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

#18400487
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30495) - you deserved it (3656)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by AmericanDream (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML

#18374727
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26612) - you deserved it (3252)

On 11/28/2011 at 10:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML

#18362430
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27416) - you deserved it (5811)

On 11/27/2011 at 1:02am - work - by Clumsy & Forgetful - Canada

Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed me an invitation for a party. What was the invitation for? A weight loss treatment party. Guess the jogging isn't working. FML

#18362103
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25777) - you deserved it (2921)

On 11/27/2011 at 12:30am - health - by jogger (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML

#18360025
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21431) - you deserved it (13113)

On 11/26/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by _Oblivion_ - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

#18342108
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31353) - you deserved it (2657)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

#18320806
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13703) - you deserved it (46016)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#18304644
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49567) - you deserved it (3046)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML

#18296145
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31023) - you deserved it (4870)

On 11/20/2011 at 6:31am - love - by anonymous - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading". FML

#18283192
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44223) - you deserved it (6198)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML

#18280377
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32626) - you deserved it (4045)

On 11/18/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by southernpride93 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40534) - you deserved it (7368)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)



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