Livelife121

Search for a member

Offline (the 02/27/2016 at 10:57pm)

Livelife121

30Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9564
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Livelife121 : I'm generally a very nice and friendly person. I am more on the shy side.
I will not respond to any sexual messages.

Livelife121's page activity

Visits<b>m374lf0rlyf3</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 5:18pm<b>MitchRapp</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 12:09am<b>SRU22</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 10:24pm<b>Exorcio</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 2:35am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 9:09pm<b>KyleRen</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 8:43pm<b>joecool86</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 12:47pm<b>anthonydpalm</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 6:37am<b>jbivens1992</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 4:34am<b>guskta</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 3:18pm<b>BonerFart</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 5:54pm<b>DerSuldam</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 8:55am<b>josh503257</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 5:39pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 11:37am<b>PiscesNation</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 6:42am<b>insanelocket</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 8:24am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 9:41am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 7:08pm

Fucked!<b>Jayjaybrews</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 3:03pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 12:37pm<b>clearlyroo440</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 7:22am<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 6:14am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 5:00am<b>Andy49</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 9:35pm<b>jr0065</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 12:53pm<b>Koios</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 1:41am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 3:47pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 8:21am<b>Matheo</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:41am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 10:24pm<b>olpally</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 11:12pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:57pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:35pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 7:24pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 9:36am<b>Cads1</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:30pm

Livelife121's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of Livelife121's badges

Livelife121's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML

by ouch / 12/20/2011 at 7:46am / Australia (Western Australia) / Health

Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tiring skiing is. FML

by dogwheels / 12/20/2011 at 6:54am / United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne) / Work

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML

by Anonymous / 12/18/2011 at 5:09am / Australia / Intimacy

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

by Anonymous / 12/17/2011 at 2:47am / Miscellaneous

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

by Oja1 / 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous

Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards, asking if I could come over to help them clean up. FML

by Kara / 12/15/2011 at 4:43pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML

by scribbles1475 / 12/15/2011 at 12:00am / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML

by sharon / 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML

by sharon / 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

by Embarrassed / 12/12/2011 at 8:45am / Germany (Bayern) / Love

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

by Aly / 12/09/2011 at 10:40am / United States / Intimacy