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Livelife121

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Livelife121

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8158
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Livelife121 : I'm generally a very nice and friendly person. I am more on the shy side.
I will not respond to any sexual messages.

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Livelife121's favorite FMLs

Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML

#19113154
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41830) - you deserved it (8279)

On 02/19/2012 at 4:15am - intimacy - by meet Chloe - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

#19035174
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34455) - you deserved it (18920)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML

#18998575
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25418) - you deserved it (4681)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by oh.geez (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

#18984075
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40587) - you deserved it (4862)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

#18968605
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36966) - you deserved it (3830)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by manhandled - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60304) - you deserved it (4652)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML

#18960811
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32922) - you deserved it (2288)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm - work - by hastobeajoke (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got to listen while my grandma, who has dementia and therefore a poor memory, explained to me why the old man on TV was a sex god. She forgot everything once she said it. I got to listen to her explanation five times over. FML

#18942178
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25286) - you deserved it (2411)

On 01/29/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by scared for life (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML

#18898417
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38533) - you deserved it (3312)

On 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm - love - by Allergic (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

#18876048
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41251) - you deserved it (2498)

On 01/22/2012 at 12:09am - kids - by thosedamnkids (man) - United States (New York)

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

#18872855
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11370) - you deserved it (27759)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:44pm - love - by actor my ass (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

#18867304
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16426) - you deserved it (27948)

On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one- or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

#18865493
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27987) - you deserved it (6160)

On 01/20/2012 at 9:31pm - love - by fuckthepopo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

#18850340
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41021) - you deserved it (2548)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML

#18815086
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30100) - you deserved it (4671)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by soontobedumped (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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