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Livelife121

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9542
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Livelife121 : I'm generally a very nice and friendly person. I am more on the shy side.
I will not respond to any sexual messages.

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Visits<b>m374lf0rlyf3</b> - the 09/15/2016 at 5:18pm<b>MitchRapp</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 12:09am<b>SRU22</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 10:24pm<b>Exorcio</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 2:35am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 9:09pm<b>KyleRen</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 8:43pm<b>joecool86</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 12:47pm<b>anthonydpalm</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 6:37am<b>jbivens1992</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 4:34am<b>guskta</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 3:18pm<b>BonerFart</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 5:54pm<b>DerSuldam</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 8:55am<b>josh503257</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 5:39pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 11:37am<b>PiscesNation</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 6:42am<b>insanelocket</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 8:24am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 9:41am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 7:08pm

Fucked!<b>Jayjaybrews</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 3:03pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 12:37pm<b>clearlyroo440</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 7:22am<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 6:14am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 5:00am<b>Andy49</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 9:35pm<b>jr0065</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 12:53pm<b>Koios</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 1:41am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 3:47pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 8:21am<b>Matheo</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:41am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 10:24pm<b>olpally</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 11:12pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:57pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:35pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 7:24pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 9:36am<b>Cads1</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:30pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Livelife121's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML

by anon / 06/21/2011 at 7:52am / United States / Love

Today, my mother-in-law visited the house while my husband and I were at work. When we returned, we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches for about 14 different clients. FML

by Mirorbo / 06/11/2011 at 2:09am / United States (California) / Work

Today, my fiancé, the love of my life, informed me that he proposed because he was sure I'd say no. He was hoping it would lead to our breakup. FML

by Username / 06/11/2011 at 1:47am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML

by Anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 4:32pm / United States (New Mexico) / Animals

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

by e_edge / 06/05/2011 at 2:48am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML

by janice / 06/03/2011 at 7:23pm / United States / Work

Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML

by Ann / 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids

Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML

by Adoptee / 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Kids

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

by Bobby M / 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Health

Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML

by sad / 05/05/2011 at 10:40am / United Kingdom (Somerset) / Love

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

by ohtheshame / 05/02/2011 at 4:34am / Intimacy

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

by Nxydolli / 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm / United Kingdom (Durham) / Geek

Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2011 at 8:53am / New Zealand (Gisborne) / Love

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2011 at 2:29am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous