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Livelife121

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Livelife121

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7434
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Livelife121 : I'm generally a very nice and friendly person. I am more on the shy side.
I will not respond to any sexual messages.

Livelife121's page activity

Visits<b>Sir_ND_Pity</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 2:13am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 7:27am<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 2:21am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:46pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 5:26pm<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 2:17am<b>Matheo</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 12:40am<b>pred8885</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 12:34am<b>Attacksloth</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 8:45pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 5:43pm<b>olpally</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 6:16pm<b>funneh1</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 5:00pm<b>milkman18</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 11:07am<b>jaybird2</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 12:05am<b>MrsJellyBean</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 10:25pm<b>lennon_</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 9:50am<b>vikky538</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:59am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:21am

Fucked!<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 8:21am<b>Matheo</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:41am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 10:24pm<b>olpally</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 11:12pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:57pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:35pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 7:24pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 9:36am<b>Cads1</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:30pm<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 5:11am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 9:01pm<b>thenielsens</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 4:50pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 5:21am<b>chickenlips23</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 5:26am<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 2:22pm<b>ShadowGenius</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 10:23am<b>add5ie</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 3:57am<b>sparky333441</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 11:14pm

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Livelife121's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML

#16487802
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27205) - you deserved it (7304)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:23pm - work - by janice - United States

Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML

#16434926
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37503) - you deserved it (4488)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm - kids - by Ann - United States (Michigan)

Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML

#16301651
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53077) - you deserved it (4103)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65496) - you deserved it (10132)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML

#16055177
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39403) - you deserved it (7557)

On 05/05/2011 at 10:40am - love - by sad (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

#16016307
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40111) - you deserved it (10126)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by ohtheshame -

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18727) - you deserved it (54036)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML

#15975919
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38825) - you deserved it (5077)

On 04/29/2011 at 8:53am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Gisborne)

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

#15974140
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47023) - you deserved it (3518)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52536) - you deserved it (6075)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, someone wearing dark grey clothes thought it would be a good idea to run in front of my car in the pouring rain. I slammed on my brakes and managed to stop before I'd have turned him into a blood sprinkler. Unfortunately, the person behind me didn't. FML

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48955) - you deserved it (8436)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39591) - you deserved it (6839)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML

#15113115
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27501) - you deserved it (10313)

On 02/25/2011 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father not only said no, he said "HELL no!" FML

#15084151
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32728) - you deserved it (4706)

On 02/22/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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