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About Livelife121 : I'm generally a very nice and friendly person. I am more on the shy side.
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Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML

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89 comments

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On 01/02/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, my wife and I received confirmation that she has postpartum depression. When sharing this with the family, my mother exclaimed "I told you she was a psycho!" Now my wife is crying louder and more often than our newborn. Thanks, mom. FML

#14383420
119 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 3:03pm - health - by ppd_sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

#14325141
55 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by notsoclean (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML

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141 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 7:05pm - money - by ismerf19 -

Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML

#14272532
102 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 1:08pm - work - by Chloe - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

#14261370
168 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068
135 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML

#14058992
151 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML

#14034563
103 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML

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On 11/29/2010 at 1:01am - misc - by brandiboobarry -

Today, we were practicing figure drawing in art class. Our regular model didn't show up, so our teacher pulled someone out of study hall. And who did she pick? My ex-boyfriend, who stalked me after our breakup, which resulted in a nervous breakdown that put me in therapy. It was a long class. FML

#14016985
56 comments

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On 11/28/2010 at 10:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, on my first day of work, my new boss treated me to lunch. Thinking she was really nice, I thanked her for the treat. She fixed me with a cold, unsmiling stare and said, "Oh, don't thank me. I'm being paid to do this." FML

#13967011
49 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 9:32pm - work - by niceboss (woman) - Singapore

Today, I woke up to a man stroking my leg while smelling my hair. I asked my roommate who he was and she said, "Oh, that's just my brother. He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June. Didn't I tell you that?" No, you didn't. FML

#13948319
88 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

#13841741
120 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

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On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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