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Livelife121

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Livelife121

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8194
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Livelife121 : I'm generally a very nice and friendly person. I am more on the shy side.
I will not respond to any sexual messages.

Livelife121's page activity

Visits<b>PiscesNation</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 6:42am<b>insanelocket</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 8:24am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 9:41am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 7:08pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 3:21pm<b>schreibergx93</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 12:35pm<b>gopi</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 8:27pm<b>James_is_Mexican</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 1:46am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 12:56pm<b>kawayi</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 12:43am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 1:06pm<b>Apretendbiscuit</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 9:35am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 6:17pm<b>Geary519</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 4:04am<b>Katdurin</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 3:27pm<b>Mons</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 2:33pm<b>MothaTeresa</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 7:30pm<b>Neut</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 11:47am

Fucked!<b>Jayjaybrews</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 3:03pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 12:37pm<b>clearlyroo440</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 7:22am<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 6:14am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 5:00am<b>Andy49</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 9:35pm<b>jr0065</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 12:53pm<b>Koios</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 1:41am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 3:47pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 8:21am<b>Matheo</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:41am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 10:24pm<b>olpally</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 11:12pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:57pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:35pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 7:24pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 9:36am<b>Cads1</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:30pm

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I like your style

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Livelife121's favorite FMLs

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute after I got into the front seat of an elderly man's car. The man was my grandfather, and he was taking me to a doctor's appointment, since I wasn't going to be allowed to drive home after it. FML

Today, I started my new job. Not even 2 hours in did some old man ask me where I live, what's my number, and if I was interested in being with him and his friends. This guy is at least over 50 and works with me. I left my old job because some old men kept asking the same things. FML

Today, my married life pretty much consists of punching myself in the penis until my libido goes down, since my wife has physical ailments that prevent her from even wanting to have sex. FML

Today, the nine year old girl I was babysitting got the hiccups, so I told her to drink some water upside down to cure them. She ended up vomiting on the floor. FML

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with "Hah, just kidding. You're fuckin' BORING!" FML

#21457207
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24841) - you deserved it (2237)

On 08/17/2015 at 3:20pm - love - by ThroatSlasher (woman) - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

Today, my vehicle's transmission shifter moves freely without shifting gears. I'm stuck in park, in a parking lot, unable to even put it into neutral to push the vehicle out of the way of several parked cars. The old lady screaming at me just outside my door doesn't understand logic either. FML

Today, I went to the mall and was persistently asked to try one of the curling irons at a kiosk. I don't like to use heat on my hair, but I reluctantly agreed. The iron burned off a good chunk of hair from the back of my head. FML

Today, I am 1,000 days sober and drug-free. I suffer from depression and I am craving terribly. I have a migraine and a bladder infection. And I can deal with all of this. But what I can't deal with is my dipshit coworker asking if I want to go out for drinks and snort cocaine to celebrate. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, and he asked me to tell him what I wanted him to do. I said I wanted him to make me scream and cum. To which he replied, "Okay, be realistic now". FML

Today, I told my boyfriend I was scared to open up to him because I had lost people in the past by doing so. After an hour of him trying to convince me to share my thoughts with him, I finally agreed to tell him some things that were worrying me. He broke up with me a minute later. FML

#21454874
100 comments

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

Today, I posted on Facebook about a cooking mishap I had. My fiancé and ex then spent the next hour trading stories of my other kitchen disasters in the comments. FML

#21454739
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23487) - you deserved it (5196)

On 08/11/2015 at 10:29am - love - by Frozen Food Fan - United States (Nevada)

Today, after dating the love of my life for a year, my parents refuse to give their blessing for us to be engaged, because he's two years younger than me and "people change as they age." FML

Today, I took the lid off my slow cooker to serve up a casserole that had been 12 hours in the making. A cockroach took the opportunity to dive in. My husband and I are now eating toast, while the delicious smell of casserole taunts us from the trash. FML



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