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by Anonymous / 10/19/2009 at 3:10am / Indonesia (Jawa Timur) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said "noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via forward text before I told her how I felt. FML
by Tgreject / 08/16/2009 at 12:33am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
by Anonymous / 07/28/2009 at 1:25pm / Belgium (Limburg) / Miscellaneous
by jinxofsocal / 06/21/2009 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
by fml_seriouslyfml / 06/06/2009 at 9:11pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML
by Brian / 05/04/2009 at 7:27pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
by Jim / 03/27/2009 at 9:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I was taking the metro into DC for my internship. Two guys came in and started talking to each other in Arabic. One boy turned to the other said "Do you think shes cute?" The other responded "Her face is hideous but she has nice tits." I am fluent in Arabic. They were looking at me. FML
by sweet / 03/26/2009 at 2:08pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
Today, I borrowed a van to move some of my furniture. I wasn't used to the brakes so when I stopped at a red light, I pretty much ended up in the cross walk. Suddenly I heard a loud thud at the side of the van. I turned to see what idiot would walk into a van. It was a blind man. FML
by jazojigga / 03/01/2009 at 8:09pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Fag_Hag / 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by glittercat / 01/26/2009 at 6:44pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…