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by Gemma / 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 3:36pm / Mexico (Zacatecas) / Miscellaneous
by aylla / 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 10:50am / United States / Miscellaneous
by only 10 more hours to go / 01/06/2012 at 6:40am / United States / Intimacy
by plantfood / 01/06/2012 at 12:47am / United States / Transportation
by britanyann / 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm / United States / Animals
Today, I had shelves installed using a builder who came highly recommended by my co-worker. Turns out the builder is her friend, who has no actual qualifications or experience as a builder, but 'it's his dream'. I now have a gaping hole in my kitchen where the shelves should be. FML
by neveragain89 / 01/05/2012 at 7:37pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun to cheer me on. I felt happy since I don't have many friends. Only when I got closer did I realize that they were cheering for the girl behind me, and in fact, not one person was cheering for me. FML
by silvernights21 / 01/05/2012 at 6:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
by Fat_abott / 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm / France / Animals
by louise / 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Love
Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML
by lorahayes / 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/05/2012 at 11:58am / United Kingdom (London) / Love
by FML / 01/05/2012 at 10:56am / United States (Florida) / Money
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…