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LittleMinx18

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 729
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27175) - you deserved it (3789)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31781) - you deserved it (4977)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25391) - you deserved it (7927)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35175) - you deserved it (3059)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

#18767011
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8428) - you deserved it (57360)

On 01/10/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by Tom Ali - United States

Today, I came across a picture of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong, while wearing nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

#18756866
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24079) - you deserved it (3800)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

#18753577
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31042) - you deserved it (5841)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26977) - you deserved it (3790)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

#18744677
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49203) - you deserved it (46260)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

#18742871
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26719) - you deserved it (2664)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by musicislife1337 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes, he's aware of this. FML

#18742330
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28081) - you deserved it (2226)

On 01/08/2012 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

#18738638
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29109) - you deserved it (2759)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29375) - you deserved it (13033)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19920) - you deserved it (39175)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

#18728659
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46927) - you deserved it (3874)

On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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