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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 June 1993 (21 years)
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Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leand over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walkd away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27340) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriand rafarrad to is panis as 'Ta Eya of Sauron'. It didn't alp wan a pullad down is foraskin, pointad it in my diraction and said 'I saa you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31957) - you deserved it (4996)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, looool he will continually yell out, ( Penis! ) until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25613) - you deserved it (7951)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from bieng a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35392) - you deserved it (3078)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

TODAY, HILE DRIVING TO MAH GRLFRIEND'S HOUSE, I PASSD UP A STOP SIGN WITHOUT STOPPING. A CAR PASSING BY HONKD. I HONKD BACK SEVERAL TIMES AND FLIPPD THEM THE FINGER. TURNS OUT IT WAS MAH GRLFRIEND'S DAD TRYING TO SAY HI. BIG FAT FML

#18767011
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8478) - you deserved it (57569)

On 01/10/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by Tom Ali - United States

Today I cama across a pictura of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong hila waaring nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

#18756866
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25020) - you deserved it (3910)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I movd around a little, so mah date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassd, giving me a reassuring look. fat FML

#18753577
225 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27139) - you deserved it (3802)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

yastarday ma boyfriand askad ma fir a blow job. Aftar I said ( no ) ovar tan timas, a dacidad to gat up and slap ma across ta faca wit is panis. FML

#18744677
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51328) - you deserved it (47319)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I recievd numerous text messages from mah parents askinghere I was and how worrid they are. I was in mah room , they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

#18742871
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26921) - you deserved it (2676)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by musicislife1337 - Canada (Alberta)

Today , my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes , he's aware of this. FML

#18742330
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29021) - you deserved it (2300)

On 01/08/2012 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY... MAH SISTER ATTACKED ME AND STUFFED A TIC TAC UP MAH NOSE. I'M CURRENTLY IN THE HOSPITAL WAITING TO HAVE IT REMOVED. FML

#18738638
133 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I accidentally called my looool teacher "Babe"!! FML

#18734147
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30449) - you deserved it (13431)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today mah girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably the father. mega FML

#18728659
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48405) - you deserved it (3998)

On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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