LisaMarie5683

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About Lisamarie5683

I've made mistakes here and there... But None of them will ever compare to the bad choice in men i have... I Love My Little Boy... I'm due June 12, 2009 and I couldn't be more excited... My Son is my life... I Love the country and outdoors... I'm rough and rowdy... I'm in love with the lake... and yeah my life may not be the best right now... But I Wouldn't change a thing... I Know what i want in my life and i know how to get it...

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By Señor Guapo - 04/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By Sick - 24/02/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

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