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Lemycakes

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 September 1994 (22 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 1185
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Lemycakes : Here to read funny stories, comments made by idiots and for when im bored:)

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Visits<b>rajnidevraj1996</b> - the 08/31/2016 at 8:55am<b>bbambastic</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 12:39am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 9:32am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 10:32pm<b>moodyreallyrocks</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 10:46am<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 2:54pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 11:53pm<b>ninjuh_wingman</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 12:03am<b>AmazingKoala</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 2:16am<b>zuvi9</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 12:42am<b>gqlmno</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 12:04am<b>leiroyjankins</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:01pm<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 3:43pm<b>CheyMiichelle</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 7:13pm<b>makael25</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 10:20pm<b>aclark2523</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 9:30pm<b>mikepzz</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 11:31am<b>facelick</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 2:37pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 3:32pm<b>moodyreallyrocks</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 4:46pm<b>zuvi9</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 6:42am<b>Pinkgal123</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 2:20pm<b>makael25</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 4:20am<b>aclark2523</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 3:30am

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Lemycakes's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

by deadhamster / 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm / United States / Animals

Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML

by moodyreallyrocks / 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Kentucky) / Money

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

by mew / 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm / Canada / Kids

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why it would be highly offensive and inappropriate for him to go as Caylee Anthony for Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML

by Miroslav208 / 10/20/2011 at 10:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

by candymansvan17 / 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

by SydIsPrettyCool / 08/04/2011 at 1:44am / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML

by whatnot / 08/04/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

by Mommy / 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids

Today, my doctor told me to buy some KY Jelly and a dildo to help "loosen me up" so sex isn't so painful. I haven't been able to have sex for 6 months because it hurts so badly, and now my doctor has basically told me to go fuck myself. FML

by painfulintercourse / 11/22/2010 at 2:36pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I went jet skiing with my girlfriend of four years. I intended to propose to her. The $2000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the lake. I have no idea where it is. FML

by Anonymous / 10/04/2010 at 2:14pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love

Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Carribean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML

by greaaaatt. / 07/25/2010 at 1:45am / United States (Ohio) / Animals

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

by Silent / 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy

Today, I drove from Seattle, WA to Vancouver, BC for the Three Days Grace concert. I was so excited when I found the building. There was a big readerboard that flashed "THREE DAYS GRACE" and I cheered. Then it flashed "CANCELLED." FML

by illinformed / 11/18/2009 at 12:23am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

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Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

by FatRunner / 11/05/2009 at 2:41am / New Zealand (Marlborough) / Health

Today, I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road. The car in front of me decided to merge over. It kicked up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through my open window. I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot. FML

by travinator121611 / 08/16/2009 at 12:32pm / United States (California) / Transportation

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