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Here to read funny stories, comments made by idiots and for when im bored:)
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Lemycakes's favorite FMLs

Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML

By Nawel / Saturday 13 December 2008 06:54 / France

Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML

By moodyreallyrocks / Tuesday 1 November 2011 16:18 / United States

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

By mew / Tuesday 25 October 2011 18:04 / Canada

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why it would be highly offensive and inappropriate for him to go as Caylee Anthony for Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML

By Miroslav208 - / Thursday 20 October 2011 14:32 / United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

By candymansvan17 / Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:50 / United States