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Leayna

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3760
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Leayna : I have nothing to say! haha

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Leayna's page activity

Visits<b>flannelboss27</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 3:46pm<b>dontmindme7</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 7:26pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 6:31pm<b>Tremon123</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 1:22pm<b>Red_Brooks</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 6:14am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:58am<b>AdrastosArmor</b> - the 05/28/2014 at 4:44pm<b>noonomoon</b> - the 09/13/2013 at 7:47pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:34pm<b>shay224ah</b> - the 12/22/2010 at 5:08pm<b>NekoHakase</b> - the 11/21/2010 at 12:21am<b>Vorpalfork</b> - the 11/10/2010 at 11:17am<b>lilauer13</b> - the 10/25/2010 at 9:22am<b>bshelton4690</b> - the 10/24/2010 at 5:52pm<b>AlunKey</b> - the 10/09/2010 at 9:51am<b>Zzyxk</b> - the 09/30/2010 at 6:55am<b>wtfed</b> - the 09/25/2010 at 4:46pm<b>TechFire</b> - the 09/24/2010 at 7:27pm

Fucked!<b>flannelboss27</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 9:46pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:58pm

Leayna's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Leayna's favorite FMLs

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

by Nikki / 03/17/2009 at 11:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one smallest penis I have ever seen." FML

by Noname / 03/11/2009 at 4:29pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled, "What's a clit?" Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to google it when I got home. FML

by danmarino / 03/09/2009 at 7:29pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

by Girl123999 / 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

by girlmeetsworld / 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

by maxthndr / 02/10/2009 at 12:36am / United States / Work

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

by Boredom / 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

by Liz / 01/09/2009 at 3:54am / Kids