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Leayna

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3733
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Leayna : I have nothing to say! haha

Message me if you have any questions :]

Leayna's page activity

Visits<b>flannelboss27</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 3:46pm<b>dontmindme7</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 7:26pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 6:31pm<b>Tremon123</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 1:22pm<b>Red_Brooks</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 6:14am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:58am<b>AdrastosArmor</b> - the 05/28/2014 at 4:44pm<b>noonomoon</b> - the 09/13/2013 at 7:47pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:34pm<b>shay224ah</b> - the 12/22/2010 at 5:08pm<b>NekoHakase</b> - the 11/21/2010 at 12:21am<b>Vorpalfork</b> - the 11/10/2010 at 11:17am<b>lilauer13</b> - the 10/25/2010 at 9:22am<b>bshelton4690</b> - the 10/24/2010 at 5:52pm<b>AlunKey</b> - the 10/09/2010 at 9:51am<b>Zzyxk</b> - the 09/30/2010 at 6:55am<b>wtfed</b> - the 09/25/2010 at 4:46pm<b>TechFire</b> - the 09/24/2010 at 7:27pm

Fucked!<b>flannelboss27</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 9:46pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:58pm

Leayna's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Leayna's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML

by Anonymous / 06/09/2009 at 4:14am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair. FML

by Anonymous / 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

by dearme / 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML

by GodDamnFan / 05/27/2009 at 7:44am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

by zero_minded12 / 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML

by SKuser / 05/19/2009 at 4:09am / China (Beijing) / Love

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

by Jessica / 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids

Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML

by nolove / 05/03/2009 at 10:12pm / Canada / Geek

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML

by hjgjh / 04/27/2009 at 2:14am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend stopped making out with me to watch a thirty minute infomercial on the Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML

by T-Pain / 04/22/2009 at 1:02pm / United States (Iowa) / Love

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

by anonymous / 04/21/2009 at 1:42am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

by aviators / 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML

by dramateach11 / 04/02/2009 at 8:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

by coughandcold / 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm / United States (California) / Intimacy