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Leayna

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3732
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Leayna : I have nothing to say! haha

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Leayna's page activity

Visits<b>flannelboss27</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 3:46pm<b>dontmindme7</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 7:26pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 6:31pm<b>Tremon123</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 1:22pm<b>Red_Brooks</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 6:14am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:58am<b>AdrastosArmor</b> - the 05/28/2014 at 4:44pm<b>noonomoon</b> - the 09/13/2013 at 7:47pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:34pm<b>shay224ah</b> - the 12/22/2010 at 5:08pm<b>NekoHakase</b> - the 11/21/2010 at 12:21am<b>Vorpalfork</b> - the 11/10/2010 at 11:17am<b>lilauer13</b> - the 10/25/2010 at 9:22am<b>bshelton4690</b> - the 10/24/2010 at 5:52pm<b>AlunKey</b> - the 10/09/2010 at 9:51am<b>Zzyxk</b> - the 09/30/2010 at 6:55am<b>wtfed</b> - the 09/25/2010 at 4:46pm<b>TechFire</b> - the 09/24/2010 at 7:27pm

Fucked!<b>flannelboss27</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 9:46pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:58pm

Leayna's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Leayna's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

by Anonymous / 09/06/2010 at 12:20am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

by Bailey / 08/22/2010 at 2:58am / United States (Nebraska) / Kids

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

by shitpile / 08/06/2010 at 2:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

by today / 03/17/2010 at 2:12am / Intimacy

Today, the satellite radio at work went on the fritz, playing one song over and over. Management wouldn't turn it off, though, because then customers would miss out on all those upcoming-sale announcements that run intermittently. Meanwhile, I got to listen to "Footloose" for eight hours. FML

by PunchingKennyLoggins / 03/15/2010 at 9:33am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

by Grossed Out / 03/13/2010 at 5:35am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

by cmore / 03/10/2010 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy

Today, when I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were 3 girls loudly discussing blow job techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

by ohno / 03/10/2010 at 6:05am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML

by woopdeedo_1 / 03/07/2010 at 2:56pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Intimacy

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

by Anonymous / 03/07/2010 at 9:08am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

by ThoroughlyCreepedOut / 03/06/2010 at 7:22pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

by ICantBelieveThis / 03/06/2010 at 9:31am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

by victoriassecret / 03/03/2010 at 4:24am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

by Joel_28 / 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health