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Leayna

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3285
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Leayna : I have nothing to say! haha

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Leayna's page activity

Visits<b>flannelboss27</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 3:46pm<b>dontmindme7</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 7:26pm<b>papashaan</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 6:31pm<b>Tremon123</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 1:22pm<b>Red_Brooks</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 6:14am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:58am<b>AdrastosArmor</b> - the 05/28/2014 at 4:44pm<b>noonomoon</b> - the 09/13/2013 at 7:47pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:34pm<b>shay224ah</b> - the 12/22/2010 at 5:08pm<b>NekoHakase</b> - the 11/21/2010 at 12:21am<b>Vorpalfork</b> - the 11/10/2010 at 11:17am<b>lilauer13</b> - the 10/25/2010 at 9:22am<b>bshelton4690</b> - the 10/24/2010 at 5:52pm<b>AlunKey</b> - the 10/09/2010 at 9:51am<b>Zzyxk</b> - the 09/30/2010 at 6:55am<b>wtfed</b> - the 09/25/2010 at 4:46pm<b>TechFire</b> - the 09/24/2010 at 7:27pm

Fucked!<b>flannelboss27</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 9:46pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:58pm

Leayna's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Leayna's favorite FMLs

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

by katybaby / 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

by Anonymous / 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

by Heyy / 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

by mydadsawsooomuch / 11/17/2010 at 8:26am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I discovered that the upside of losing weight is that men have started hitting on me. The downside? They're all twice my age. FML

by stillyoung / 11/02/2010 at 2:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML

by Anonymous / 10/27/2010 at 12:17pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I decided to let in my new German Shepherd puppy inside to show the guest how adorable he is. In the middle of our conversation, he came running up to us with my vibrator in his mouth. FML

by Anonymous / 10/27/2010 at 3:37am / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 9:20am / Spain (Asturias) / Intimacy

Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML

by Anonymous / 10/08/2010 at 8:01am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML

by Embarrassed / 10/01/2010 at 9:06am / United States / Health

Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML

by tracie / 09/21/2010 at 8:00pm / United States (Kansas) / Animals

Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML

by BrokebyKids / 09/06/2010 at 4:26pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend got scared of a fly, freaked out, and accidentally punched me in the face. FML

by Anonymous / 09/06/2010 at 12:25am / United States (North Dakota) / Love