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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 April 1982 (32 years)
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  • Number of visits : 379
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my husband bought a new 80-inch TV. Not only can we barely afford it, but it also blocks our doorways no matter where we put it. He refuses to return it. FML

#18243186
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26711) - you deserved it (3539)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:44am - money - by LCDhell (woman) - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

#18242868
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30811) - you deserved it (4163)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

#18240312
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15306) - you deserved it (29411)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40417) - you deserved it (7064)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

#18231005
81 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm - work - by TTR (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38977) - you deserved it (7734)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

#18138545
237 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They locked me out for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

#18138083
160 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by miley098 - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

#18137674
130 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

#17649576
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35620) - you deserved it (3381)

On 09/03/2011 at 12:48am - love - by CHStennis_4 - United States (Utah)

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

#17598415
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32628) - you deserved it (2730)

On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

#17594828
149 comments

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On 08/27/2011 at 12:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

#17592588
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26213) - you deserved it (2296)

On 08/27/2011 at 3:45am - health - by sad child - United States (New York)

Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

#17528012
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30110) - you deserved it (7920)

On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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