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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
LazyDaze82's favorite FMLs
by LCDhell / 11/14/2011 at 12:44am / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 11/14/2011 at 12:09am / United States (California) / Love
by ThatHurts / 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by weswithaute / 11/13/2011 at 1:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML
by TTR / 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 12:34am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML
by DrakeScott / 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm / United States (Maine) / Love
Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They locked me out for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML
by miley098 / 11/02/2011 at 12:37pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 11:15am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by CHStennis_4 / 09/03/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Utah) / Love
by KayDayParade / 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 08/27/2011 at 12:34pm / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Miscellaneous
by sad child / 08/27/2011 at 3:45am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2011 at 10:08am / United States / Kids
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